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From: firstname.lastname@example.org^^^^^^^^* (Kim Allen) Subject: Viridian disaster: Bears
(((Kim Allen remarks: Take a look at this article. What we have here is a weather-caused breakdown of our carefully constructed separation between humans and the rest of nature. Especially in the suburbs, we have become accustomed to controlled surroundings that do not include natural phenomena like bears.
(((This article also demonstrates our complete unpreparedness for dealing with such breaches of our walls == really, shouting at bears like "chasing an unwanted dog"?? Will we soon be repelling mountain lions like stray cats, and vultures like pesky pigeons? Maybe we'll need a special branch of urban wildlife police. == Kim Allen)))
By David Morgan
"'If a bear shows up in your backyard, stay calm. Shout at it like you would to chase an unwanted dog,' the advisory said. If that fails to work, call the commission or the police." (...)"PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) Drought is forcing so many black bears to rummage for food in the suburbs of New York and Philadelphia that Pennsylvania Thursday issued a public advisory on how suburbanites should cope with the large but timid creatures."State officials said nearly 2,400 bear sightings have been reported so far this year in eastern Pennsylvania and northern New Jersey, particularly in upscale residential areas near the Delaware Water Gap, about 60 miles west of Manhattan.
From: email@example.com* (Andrew Woods)
(((Andrew Woods remarks: perhaps not unprecedented, but still rather amusing. A plague of fleas in the 21st century?)))
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia- pacific/newsid_411000/411621.stm
"Kazakhstan plagued by fleas
By Central Asia Correspondent Louise Hidalgo
"The Kazakhstan authorities announced a state of emergency in the western city of Aktau following an invasion of fleas.From: firstname.lastname@example.org^^^^** (Richard Puchalsky)
Subject: Viridian Disasters: Urban Sewage Spills
(((Richard Puchalsky remarks: Here's part of a press release about sewage spills. The committee concerned with them has already decided that sewage spills connected to extreme weather are "unavoidable" in terms of liability.)))
(((Bruce Sterling remarks: Here we have a theoretical sighting of a Wexelblat -style Viridian Disaster, a disaster which occurs when Greenhouse weather violence overwhelms the designed limits of human infrastructure, causing a secondary, human-assisted, unnatural disaster as human systems rupture. In this case, urban functionaries are struggling with the federal government to get off the hook when their vile effluent spews onto innocent third parties. The problem? Rain and floods. The solution? Simply write bad weather off the books! Could this become a "solution" to the problem of the world "becoming uninsurable"? City budgets will maintain an eerie calm, while everyone downstream slowly begins to stink, finding no legal or financial recourse.)))
"Natural Resources Defense Council, Cahaba River Society, Citizens Campaign for the Environment
"Environmentalists Criticize Walkout by Municipalities, Treatment Plant Operators Over Sewage Spill Regulations
"Representatives of municipalities and sewer system operators walked out of a Federal Advisory Committee yesterday, claiming that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) was not offering them broad enough protection from liability for spills and overflows of raw sewage. They now appear to be planning to wage a fight in the Congress rather than working with the Federal Advisory Committee to try to resolve questions of how to fix, and take enforcement action against, illegal raw sewage discharges. (...)
"The Committee was meeting this week to talk about how to deal with illegal releases of raw sewage. These releases from sewer lines and collection systems (called Sanitary Sewer Overflows or SSOs) are a widespread, serious problem. It is estimated that at least 40,000 significant SSOs occur each year in the United States.Because raw sewage contains a complex mixture of bacteria, viruses, pathogenic organisms, toxic chemicals, pesticides, bioactive drugs, nutrients and household and industrial wastes, SSO releases can result in contamination of drinking water, illness, closed shellfish beds, polluted beaches, fish kills and other ecosystem damage. Most of these sewage spills are caused by overloaded sewer systems (the pipes get too full) or by maintenance problems. (...)
According to the proposal being discussed, treatment plant operators would not be held liable for such unavoidable spills. A dispute over the extent of operator liability triggered yesterday's walkout.""The committee also has recognized that some overflows, such as those caused by extreme weather or unforeseeable system failures, are unavoidable.
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WHAT'S THAT GHASTLY STENCH? COULD IT BE COAL?